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Monday, June 29, 2009

Witticisms about Marriage

"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership." -Ann Landers, Ann Landers Says Truth Is Stranger..., 1968

"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked." -Bill Cosby

"All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't." -George Bernard Shaw

"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century." -Mark Twain

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." -Mignon McLaughlin