Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Vacation Witticisms

“Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.”

“On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.” -Erma Bombeck

“A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia”

Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. -- Stephen Wright

No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. -- Elbert Hubbard

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